Engineer Vs Doctor
For a long time there is an engineer couldn't find any job, he was unemployed , so he starts to think how can he earn money and then he decided to open a medical clinic, he puts a sign up outside says that : “Get your treatment for $1,000, if not treated get back $2,000.”
one doctor reads it and thinks this is his chance to earn $2,000 then he goes to the clinic
Engineer: What’s wrong with you?
Doctor: “I have lost my mouth taste.”
Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 25 and put 5 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Doctor: “This is Gasoline!”
Engineer: “Congratulations! Your mouth taste back. That will be $1,000.”
The Doctor becomes annoyed and he want to recover his money.
After days later the doctor back to the clinic
Engineer: Hi again , what's wrong ?
Doctor: “I have lost my memory, I can't remember anything.”
Engineer" “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 25 and put 5 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Doctor: “But that is Gasoline!”
Engineer: “Congratulations! Your memory back. That will be $1,000.”
The Doctor was very angry and comes back after days.
Doctor: “ I have problem in my eyes it becomes weak.”
Engineer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000.”
Doctor: “But this is $2,000…”
Engineer: “Congratulations! Your vision back! That will be $1,000.”
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